Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
The uberlube is also flammable
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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