Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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