Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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