I wish i was in the wii world.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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