hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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