I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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