She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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