Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
