good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have fence marks all over my body
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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