I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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