My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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