I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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