sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
