I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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