Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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