I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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