I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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