He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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