Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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