her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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