and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
