at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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