We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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