just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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