I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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