Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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