We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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