I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
