Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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