I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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