Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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