Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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