Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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