I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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