I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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