WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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