your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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