I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I AM VODKA MAN
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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