Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
