Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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