She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Sorry about my life...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
