It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
tonight lets celebrate not being married
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.