I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.