im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
porn star boner night. come get it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
29 Super Simple DIY Drinking Games
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him