You're so nebulous sometimes
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.