There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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