ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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