Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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