Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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