I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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