I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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