I love black thongs
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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