I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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