she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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