Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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