I'm really into asian looking animals
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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