eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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