I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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