Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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