Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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